tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

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